Bob and Elaine's Modern Relationship Problems 1

Author: biped

Date: October 13, 2009

by biped
10-13-09
KANYE WEST IS AN ASSHOLE!!!
What's really bothering you, Elaine? Is it my bionic testicles?
Yes...Mother says you're cursed.
Your mother's outdated gypsy superstitions won't allow her to embrace my singing testicles.
(!!!) They SING now?
Only beautiful old Negro folk spirituals. And only when I ejaculate.