Bob and Elaine's Modern Relationship Problems 3

Author: biped

Date: October 13, 2009

by biped
10-13-09
Oh, Bob...last night was wonderful. And now, we can finally have children.
Err (ahem)...yes.
WOOF! WOOF! Look what I can do, Mommy!
That's...nice, Billy. (shudder)
Should I tell her? That I have...dog testicles?
Nah, just let her keep thinking her womb's fucked up.