The Boris Karloff Crisis 1

Author: biped

Date: November 8, 2009

by biped
11-08-09
Mommy, have you ever wanted to fuck Boris Karloff?
Well no, dear. You see, he's not my type, and-- GAAAAAAAAA!!!
Hello, station WJLD? I want you to stop showing those awful Boris Karloff movies!
Sorry ma'am--we're booked solid. It's "Boris Karloff Week" for the next two sexy weeks.
Ed, I--
SHHH...quiet, Edna. I'm masturbating to "House of Frankenstein."