Gorgeous Crab

Author: biped

Date: November 14, 2009

by biped
11-14-09
They call me "Gorgeous Crab." I'm here about the poledancing job.
What? Why, you couldn't even get those short pincer-arms AROUND the friggin' pole!
Well, my specialty is really lap-dances, anyway.
Oh, yeah? You're gonna have to prove it. On ME.
UHHH!!! UHHH!!! OH, YEAH!!! YEAH BABY!!! UHHH!!!
HEY, NO FAIR! WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH IT!