The Punfather

Author: biped

Date: November 14, 2009

by biped
11-14-09
That was the worst pun I ever heard, Gummo. Haven't I always written good material for you?
Written MY material for ME? I'm your older brother, Groucho! And I was PASSED OVER!
That's the way Mom wanted it, Gummo.
WELL IT AIN'T THE WAY I WANTED IT! I'm funny--not unfunny like everybody thinks! I'm FUNNY and I want LAUGHS!!!
You're nothing to me now, Gummo. Not a straight man... not a comedy foil. I don't want to see your act or hear your jokes.
Well, I guess this Marx the end of my comedy career.