Go Ask Edna

Author: biped

Date: November 20, 2009

by biped
11-20-09
Mommy, Grace Slick is at the front door.
Well, lock it, sweetie.
Dad, some crazy gray-haired old lady is out in the front yard screaming at the house.
FUCK!!! FUMBLE!!! Uh-huh...well, you're old enough to call the police by yourself now, son...
ESTABLISHMENT PIGS!!! CONSERVATIVE PUPPETS!!! NEO-SUBURBAN ASSHATS!!!
Dagnab it, Grace, your parents don't live here anymore.