Helmut and Rube (Guest-starring: Neal)

Author: biped

Date: December 3, 2009

by biped
12-03-09
That's funny...I feel like I've got somethin' a-growin' outta muh head.
RUBE OH MY GOD THERE'S A CANDY CANE GROWING OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!
HAW HAW!!! THERE'S ONE A-GROWIN' OUTTA YORE HEAD, TOO!!! HELMUT!!!
NO NO NOOOOO--wait, why did you call me "Helmut"? My name's Dave.
Okay, Helmut... when I count to three, you'll awaken feeling calm and refreshed. One...two...
I told you dammit my name is not Helmut, it is Dave. DAVE!!! DAVE!!! DAVE!!!