The Consummation of Bucky Masturbate 1

Author: biped

Date: January 18, 2010

by biped
1-18-10
...and that was when I discovered that both the warm, oozing sensation and the buzzing noise were eminating from my own genitals.
(gag) Look, if you'll just sit back, I'll start your (shudder) lap dance now.
But I didn't order a lap dance... DARLENE... I specifically ordered a POLE DANCE. POLE DANCE!!! POLE DANCE!!! POOOLE DAAAANCE!!!
OKAY!!! OKAAAAY!!!
Oh, and just to clarify..."pole dance" is a slang term for you dancing around my erect penis as though it were a maypole, correct?
OH MY GOD!!!