The Consummation of Bucky Masturbate 2

Author: biped

Date: January 18, 2010

by biped
1-18-10
BUM bum pah BUM bum, UHH uhh uhh--
Why are you making those odd noises, Darlene? Shouldn't you be talking about what a wonderful maypole my erect penis is?
Your...uhh...erect penis is a wonderful m-maypole...
Now we're married.
Okay, I don't know what you did to Darlene, but she just tried to kill herself.
Nonsense, this is a joyous occasion. She is now "Mrs. Bucky's Erect Penis."