The Verna Jean Reynolds Story 1

Author: biped

Date: March 9, 2010

by biped
3-09-10
Sorry, we can't use you for the lead in our movie. You're too fa--uhh...too tall.
You started to say "too fat", didn't you?
Okay...yes. You're too fat.
But I can lose weight!
Yeah, but you're also too incredibly butt ugly.
But I can--ahh, fuck.