Carrie White's Fun Day

Author: biped

Date: July 17, 2010

by biped
7-17-10
I done boughten me a new hoodie fuh church camp, Mawma, ain't it real purty?
Red...I shoulda known it would be red. Take it off!!! Take it off and we'll BURN IT TOGETHAH!!!
I done joint thuh Girl Scouts, Mawma. I'm gonna sell cookies, and go campin', and--
SINFUL WHORES in prideful brown mini-skirts! We'll go to their slutty den of iniquity and BURN THEM TOGETHAH!!!
Look, Mawma, I done frosted mah buthday cake, ain't it sweet and nice and festive and--
AND THE LORD LET LOOSE THE RAVEN UPON THE FACE OF THE BUTHDAY CAKE, AND THE RAVEN'S NAME WAS FROSTIN'!!!