Half-Bakey Flakey in "That Thing That He Has!" (1)

Author: biped

Date: July 21, 2010

by biped
7-21-10
...and, this thing that I have gets stiff when I think about Betty White, and, and, it has two wrinkly things hanging off of--
Holy shit, kid, you're talking about your DICK AND BALLS. PFFFT!!! Boy, are you DUMB!
...and (sob) he said all the other boys had them, too. I thought I was the only one... (blubber)I th-thought--
Flakey, Granny Nakerson is dead. It is your duty to lick away her bad aura and suck the unclean spirits out through her toes.