Fancy Restaurant of Horror 3

Author: biped

Date: August 20, 2010

by biped
8-20-10
Jamalia's dead, boss. We lost the entree, too.
Shit. Well, we'd better hope that homeless bitch comes through with those triplets.
Waiter--I came in with my new baby and now the high chair is empty.
Is it? Oh, my. Well, I certainly hope you enjoyed your meal anyway, madame.
(burp) I must say, that definitely wasn't one of the tenderest live babies I ever ate.
I think ours was a C-section. It just didn't have that "natural birth" succulence.