America's Dumbest Confessions

Author: biped

Date: February 19, 2011

by biped
2-19-11
For the first time in my life, my groin is truly happy.
Well, ehh... you still gonna heff to pay fer dat chicken.
Officer, I'll have you know that this chicken is BOUGHT and PAID FOR.
Bah! That doesn't excuse indecent exposure, you PERVERT!
...and now, I'm Captain Hero.
Huh? But...that confession didn't make any SENSE...!!!