Brad Schwartz in: "Yet Another Mistaken Identity"

Author: biped

Date: February 24, 2011

by biped
2-24-11
Excuse me, aren't you "Johnny Woof-Woof, the man who owns a million puppies"?
No, I am not. My name is Brad Sch--
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR NAME IS, YOU NON-BEING-JOHNNY-WOOF-WOOF MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Sir, there is NO NEED to shout at me like that!
Whew! Some delusional hothead just mistook me for "Johnny Woof-Woof, the man who owns a million puppies."
Wait--you mean you're NOT "Johnny Woof-Woof, the man who owns a million puppies"? I'm aborting the twins.