Edna in: "In The Unlikely Event" epilogue

Author: biped

Date: February 25, 2011

by biped
2-25-11
Oh, Ed! I had the most HORRIBLE nightmare last night! Sally declared herself Emperor of the Whole World, and--
I HAVE A BIG DICK.
Wha-what?
Yeah, that Viagra worked like a charm. Meet you in the you-know-where in five minutes.
UHH!!! OHH!!! AHH!!! EEE!!! ARG!!! URG!!! ARF!!! URF!!! OOF!!! EEF!!! OMIGOD!!! OMIGOD!!! OMIGOOOOD!!!
Break the door down, Officers! It sounds like somebody's killing Mommy and Daddy in there!