"Laff-a-Day" Funnies #15

Author: biped

Date: April 6, 2011

by biped
4-06-11
Welcome to my humble village, rich American tourist. I give you personally guided tour for only one million dollars.
Only one million dollars? That sounds reasonable.
YOU PAID SOME STUPID KID A MILLION DOLLARS FOR A TOUR? MOM, YOU FUCKING SHIT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHOLE!!!
"Fucking shit-for-brains asshole"? Well, that sounds reasonable.
I'm sorry, ma'am. The fruit cup no longer includes an extra spork.
It doesn't? Oh, dear...that's unreasonable.