Quaint That a Shame

Author: biped

Date: May 4, 2011

by biped
5-04-11
We're looking for a cottage that's...you know...quaint. Charmingly quaint.
Lady, the place I've got in mind for you is so fucking quaint, you'll SHIT!
Later...
The travel agent lied, Ed! This cottage isn't quaint at all! Our dream vacation is RUINED!
I'll give him a call. Maybe he can send someone out to slap some quaint on it or something.
Mr. Bryce sent me in response to your call. So, you want me to do exactly what now?
I don't know. Just whatever the hell it is you Vermont fuckers do to quaint shit up.