Spartacus: Dogs of the Arena

Author: biped

Date: August 30, 2011

by biped
8-30-11
HEE HAW!!! ME DOG-ON-BALL!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! BEEP BEEP!!!
Apologies, Doggus-On-Ballus. But that "catchphrase" will scarcely command influence within the Roman senate.
KISS MY BUTT, ROMAN SENATE!!! GRRRRR!!! ME PEE-PEE ON YOUR LEGS AND HUMP YOUR MOM'S FACE!!! MEOW MEOW!!! ME KITTY CAT!!!
You hear that, everybody? It's a SLAVE REVOLT! KILL 'EM ALL!!!
HEE HAW!!! ME SPARTACUS-ON-BALL!!! ME CONQUER ROME AND POOP ON IT!!!WOOF WOOF!!!
I'M SPARTACUS-ON-BALL!