Balance of Error

Author: biped

Date: September 25, 2011

by biped
9-25-11
Captain, our situation regarding those approaching Hostilian battle cruisers is extremely perilous, and--err, where is Captain Kirk?
Oh, I relieved him of duty. As ship's clown, it's my job to occasionally lighten things up by incompetently commanding the Enterprise.
But, we are in grave danger--
SHIELDS DOWN!!! WEAPONS SYSTEMS OFFLINE!!! ALL HANDS CHICKEN-DANCE NAKED IN FRONT OF THE VIEWSCREEN!!! BLAAR-HAR-HAR!!!
Holy Denebian bat shit, what the FUCK is that?
I don't know, but let's get the FUCK outta here!