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| Captain, our situation regarding those approaching Hostilian battle cruisers is extremely perilous, and--err, where is Captain Kirk? | |
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| Oh, I relieved him of duty. As ship's clown, it's my job to occasionally lighten things up by incompetently commanding the Enterprise. | |
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| But, we are in grave danger-- | |
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| SHIELDS DOWN!!! WEAPONS SYSTEMS OFFLINE!!! ALL HANDS CHICKEN-DANCE NAKED IN FRONT OF THE VIEWSCREEN!!! BLAAR-HAR-HAR!!! | |
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| Holy Denebian bat shit, what the FUCK is that? | |
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| I don't know, but let's get the FUCK outta here! | |
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