The Chicken Terrorist

Author: biped

Date: October 30, 2011

by biped
10-30-11
I vass gonna cook dat shick-hun...ehh, fer Mr. Pacino's dinner tonight.
You mean I'm boning Al Pacino's chicken? Wow.
He sure did, by yiminy. He...you know...to Mr. Pacino's shick-hun. And den, he...he brag about it.
Whoa. Doing it's bad enough, but bragging about it... that shows willful premeditation.
Don't worry, I've already "chickened" Pacino. He's clear.
Whew, I'm sure dat gonna make him feel better, by golly.