Muffin' It

Author: biped

Date: November 1, 2011

by biped
11-01-11
Magic fishbowl...on Granny's head... speak to me...from the land of the dead!
Debbie...Deb-bieeee...the spirits of the dead wish for you to make...MUFFINS!
But I don't know how to make muffins...
Then you should try MUFF-QUIK! Muffin mix so easy to use, even a TOTAL FUCKHEAD LIKE YOU can whip up delicious muffins!
Did...did the spirits of the dead like the muffins, magic fishbowl?
No, Debbie. They tasted like they were made from some crappy muffin mix.