The New, Improved Happy-Time Crab Show

Author: biped

Date: November 10, 2011

by biped
11-10-11
In order to boost your sagging ratings, we're adding a "pirate" character to your show. Kids love pirates.
Howdy kids, it's HAPPY TIME!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!! Oh, hap-hap-happy day! Singin' our cares away! Takin' it, come what--
SLAUGHTER THE MEN! RAPE THE WOMEN! EAT THE BABIES ALIVE!