"Laff-a-Day" Funnies #21

Author: biped

Date: November 30, 2011

by biped
11-30-11
Paw, today at school Timmy Hinkerschmelkin wrapped his tendrils around me and tried to suck out my life force.
Well Sonny, next time he does that, throw some sodium on him.
Woodbinevine Special School for Special Children with Special Needs. Can I help you?
Yes, I think you're letting mutant freaks like Timmy Hinkerschmelkin run roughshod over the more normal children like my Sonny.
Sorry sir, but Councilman Hinkerschmelkin is the school's chief supporter and benefactor. Has your child tried sodium?
Yes, damn it.