Cherry Pez

Author: biped

Date: December 3, 2011

by biped
12-03-11
I'd like a hundred thousand dollars worth of cherry Pez, please.
I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any cherry Pez.
What? No cherry Pez? NO CHERRY PEZ? Why, this is preposterous.
I don't think anybody around here carries it. This just isn't a big "cherry Pez" town.
...but, why in the world would an eccentric billionaire purchase an ENTIRE TOWN and then bulldoze it to the ground?
I think it's because we didn't have any cherry Pez.