The Old Farmer and His Son

Author: biped

Date: January 2, 2012

by biped
1-02-12
I can't believe you pushed my new Mercedes-Benz off a cliff. A CLIFF.
Material possessions are bad, son. You'll thank me for this someday.
Eighty years later...
Uhh...no. Fuck you, Dad.
(sigh) I guess it's time you knew. I'm not really your dad.
Huh? But...
Son, you're 117 years old. Move outta the fuckin' house already.