Twilight of Biff 2

Author: biped

Date: February 17, 2012

by biped
2-17-12
How about a soda, Biff?
Well, I'm really thirsty for one, but they frighten me.
I guess I'll just wander around this haunted house until a vampire bites me.
Debbie, a vampire bit me and turned me into a vampire, but my rabies killed him, and since he was the head vampire then I quit being a vampire.
Oh, Biff, you're pathetic.