Twilight of Biff 3

Author: biped

Date: February 17, 2012

by biped
2-17-12
Mom, I got rabies and temporarily became a vampire to impress Debbie, but she still thinks I'm pathetic.
Oh, my. Your father used to just give me daffodils.
By the way, I sleep in a coffin on a layer of my native soil. And crave blood. Did you get the daffodils?
Biff, stop calling my daughter or I'll have you arrested.
Biff, girls only like pretend emo movie vampires. Not real ones.
Oh. Well, I guess I've just been wasting my time, then. Thanks, Vicki.