Twilight of Biff 4

Author: biped

Date: February 17, 2012

by biped
2-17-12
Guess what, everybody? My new boyfriend's a vampire! A REAL vampire!
What the...but, I thought...
Father, I need to know what the Bible says about how to get revenge on vampires.
(sigh) Biff, you really should actually read it sometime. It's not a big comic book.
You must be Biff. I'm Debbie's new boyfriend, Todd--the sensitive emo vampire.
Yeah, well you can have her. I just came over to get my daffodils back.