Menaces to Society: epilogue

Author: biped

Date: February 21, 2012

by biped
2-21-12
I'm confiscating your rocket chairs until you crazy kids learn how to handle them responsibly.
But that's not fair! How the hell am I supposed to get to...erm...church camp and stuff?
I feel positively half-naked without my rocket chair!
This damn thing barely goes over 10 miles per hour!
HOLY SHIT WHERE DID ALL THESE CHAIRS COME FROM!!!
CHAIRS!!! CHAIRS!!! CHAIRS!!!