Father O'Mallard Meets Mr. Birdy

Author: biped

Date: February 27, 2012

by biped
2-27-12
Oh my, what fun--it's "Mr. Birdy", the talking anti-drugs bird. (chuckle) Hello, Mr. Birdy.
SQUAWK! Hi, there! Don't take drugs!
Because as we all know, drugs are really, really bad for you, and--
Son, I've decided that if you defy my wishes, and marry that sinful, gold-digging whore, I'm disinheriting you.
Well, as far as I'm concerned, Father, you can go straight to hell and suck Hitler's warty, diseased cock.