A Nation's Panic

Author: biped

Date: March 1, 2012

by biped
3-01-12
Mr. President, the nation is being attacked by giant crabs.
Hmm...by "the nation", do you mean the United States of America?
Yes, sir.
And by "giant crabs", do you mean, umm, giant crabs?
By "seek shelter from the giant crabs", does the President mean for us to stay away from them?
And by "giant", does he mean abnormally large? The crabs, I mean.