A Nation's Panic Continues

Author: biped

Date: March 1, 2012

by biped
3-01-12
Mr. President, the giant crabs are out of control.
By "out of control", do you mean that the giant crabs can no longer be controlled?
Some giant crabs just devoured Mom and Dad.
By "devoured", do you mean "ate"? The past tense of the verb "eaten", that is. Not the number "eight."
OMIGOD, THE GIANT CRABS ARE ABOUT TO KILL US!!!
By "us", do you mean you and me? Or you and somebody else?