The Salt-Lick

Author: biped

Date: March 12, 2012

by biped
3-12-12
These public salt-licks are for sharing, sir...not fighting over.
But he was hogging all the salt!
Sir, the sign clearly states that each person gets one full minute with the salt-lick before--
ONE MINUTE IS A FUCKING ETERNITY WHEN YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE SALT-LICK!!!
Try waiting for the salt-lick in prison... and then bending over to use it. Is that what you want?
I...I never thought of it that way.