Burp of a Nation

Author: biped

Date: March 12, 2012

by biped
3-12-12
Mommy, why does everybody want to see Pres'dent Obama's burp certificate?
"Burp certificate"? Oh, ha ha! You mean BIRTH certificate! (Tee hee! How cute!)
So, like, what in the world is all this nonsense about a burp certificate?
We're looking into it now, Mr. President. Meanwhile, we'll continue to stall.
Sir, the president of NOW is here again. She wants to discuss--
I know, I know... partial burp abortions. My god, has the whole world gone mad?