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| Mommy, why does everybody want to see Pres'dent Obama's burp certificate? | |
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| "Burp certificate"? Oh, ha ha! You mean BIRTH certificate! (Tee hee! How cute!) | |
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| So, like, what in the world is all this nonsense about a burp certificate? | |
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| We're looking into it now, Mr. President. Meanwhile, we'll continue to stall. | |
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| Sir, the president of NOW is here again. She wants to discuss-- | |
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| I know, I know... partial burp abortions. My god, has the whole world gone mad? | |
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