The Presidential Salt-Lick

Author: biped

Date: March 21, 2012

by biped
3-21-12
Disturbing news, Mr. President. I'm afraid someone... has been using your salt-lick.
WHAT?
But, that's MY salt-lick! Nobody's supposed to use it except ME! And maybe Michelle. And...mmm...err... Rush Limbaugh.
Excuse me, sir... Rush Limbaugh? He is a staunch enemy to your administration and everything it and you stand for.
You're right...you're right. Let Rush Limbaugh get his OWN salt-lick. Heh, heh, heh.
What the fuck are you talking about?