The Heartbreak of E.S.P. Syndrome

Author: biped

Date: March 23, 2012

by biped
3-23-12
...so I'm stuck in this position even when I'm, like, in repose and shit. It's causing, uh, intimacy prob--
Look, that's just the way you're drawn. I'm sorry, but there's no cure for "extreme single pose" syndrome.
...and as I was telling a previous patient, I'm afraid you're just going to have to learn to live with it.
If you say so, doctor. Well, there goes my social life.
Must you always dress like a slut? It's my mom's funeral, damn it!
Well, what about you? You look like you just won the fucking lottery!