Latrine-O the Military Clown

Author: biped

Date: March 25, 2012

by biped
3-25-12
LATRINE-O the Military Clown reporting for duty, general sir!
Fine, fine! Proceed at once to sector B and entertain the troops as they die!
Doodly-doo! She'll be comin' roun' the mountain! Yodel-ay-dee-hoo! Wheee!
Ha, ha--HURK!!! MY LIVER!!!
Sir, one of our cannonballs just killed the enemy's clown! Took his head right off!
Excellent, sergeant major! Make sure our men get a good, hearty laugh out of it!