The Amplification of Bucky Masturbate

Author: biped

Date: April 5, 2012

by biped
4-05-12
Have you wondered why I'm unusually quiet today, Dick? It's because my penis, testicles, and anus are receiving radio transmissions, and I am endeavoring to discern--
I...AM...TRYING... TO...TAKE...A... PISS...BUCKY!!! YAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAA!!!
The adjustments are complete, boss. We've realigned the satellite feed for maximum output.
Well then, turn that cocksucker up to full power and let's blast the motherfuckin' doors off.
HOLY GOOD GRIEFITY FUCK FUNGUS!!! I'M EJACULATING THE 4TH MOVEMENT OF BEETHOVEN'S 9TH SYMPHONY AND DEFECATING THE WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE!!!
MOM-MEEE!!!