Tunatown (epilogue)

Author: biped

Date: April 13, 2012

by biped
4-13-12
It wasn't your husband. He was just an innocent sardine tycoon. It was you, baby. YOU were taking over Mickey Cohen's rackets.
But...nobody has to know, Tiger. It could just be you... and me...and butt plugs. Vibrating butt plugs.
Sounds sweet, doll. But I'm nobody's fall guy. Take her away, O'Malley.
Good work, Mac. But one thing's got me stumped. How'd you know it was the dame?
How'd I know it was the dame? Easy. Because she smelled like sardines.
Aquarium's closing, sir.
(sigh) See you in twenty, baby.