The Big Walk-In

Author: biped

Date: April 19, 2012

by biped
4-19-12
Ted, about those concert arrangements, I--ULP!!!
EEEEEEEEK!!! Get out! GET OUT!!!
You look shaken, Phil. What happened?
You'd be shaken too, if you just found out that Ted Nugent is really (gulp) A WOMAN!!!
...and in entertainment news, Ted Nugent is really a woman.
Oh fuck me, and I just masturb--uhh, bass fishing tournament. Master bass fishing tournament. Tomorrow. Be there. Aloha.