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| Ted, about those concert arrangements, I--ULP!!! | |
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| EEEEEEEEK!!! Get out! GET OUT!!! | |
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| You look shaken, Phil. What happened? | |
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| You'd be shaken too, if you just found out that Ted Nugent is really (gulp) A WOMAN!!! | |
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| ...and in entertainment news, Ted Nugent is really a woman. | |
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| Oh fuck me, and I just masturb--uhh, bass fishing tournament. Master bass fishing tournament. Tomorrow. Be there. Aloha. | |
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