Gorgeous Gramps at the Fights

Author: biped

Date: April 29, 2012

by biped
4-29-12
So Gorgeous Gramps, what did you think of tonight's big bout?
Oh, it was a jim dandy! I especially liked it when Man-Meat McCoy applied the atomic piledriver to the Embalminator in round two. And then there was the time when--
Err...I'm sorry, Gorgeous Gramps, but I can't...it's just... I...I (drool) Omigod, you're just so...so GORGEOUS!!! (pant, pant, pant, pant)
Tarnation! This happens ever' dadgum time I try to comment on the rasslin'.
Yes, yes. Of course. Sorry about that, Gorgeous Gramps.
Oh, that's okay, sonny. It's just the price I pay fer bein' so dern gorgeous.