Billy in: "Background BaNaNaS!!!"

Author: biped

Date: May 15, 2012

by biped
5-15-12
Mom, how come whenever I stand in this doorway, it looks like I'm floating about a foot off the ground?
Err...ask your father, dear.
See? This one works just fine.
Son, you know your mother doesn't like this background. These fucking yellow walls would drive us all nuts! Besides, it's always nighttime outside that door.
I hate these stupid backgrounds! And whose bedroom is this anyway--mine or yours? They're both just alike!
Yeah, and whenever you stand there, my fuckin' TV disappears!