Billy in: "Background BaNaNaS!!!" (3) [Alternate Dialogue]

Author: biped

Date: May 16, 2012

by biped
5-16-12
See the kind of shit you stir up when you act like an asshole? You really are a fucking asshole, Billy.
I'm sorry, Dad. I'm so, so sorry. I'm super-sorry. I'm 100% shit, fuck, and piss cock-a-doodle-doo sorry.
Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--ARE YOU FUCKING A CORPSE???
NO, BILLY! It was already dug up when I got here, and...and I was trying to resuscitate it. WITH MY DICK!!!
Whew, what a dream! It sure is nice to furiously masturbate about NORMAL things again! Mom? MOM?
SSH! Quiet, Billy--I'm (a) timing muffins (b) watching a water buffalo fuck a rhinoceros (c) thinking thought crimes.