Double-Biff Clam Paradox

Author: biped

Date: May 30, 2012

by biped
5-30-12
Biff, it's me--your future self. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT order the clams.
But I love clams.
Chuh--I KNOW you love clams. I love clams. But take it from me--DO NOT order the clams.
FUCK YOU, ME LOVE CLAMS. WAITER, ME WILL HAVE THE CLAMS.
EPILOGUE
How did you know I was just pulling a funny time-joke on you?
Because if the clams had killed me, you would not be alive to come back and warn me.