"Homicide Theater" guest-starring: Biff

Author: biped

Date: July 2, 2012

by biped
7-02-12
So you see, officer, the reason I'm a serial killer is because Mom and Dad taught me that serial killing is good.
Biff, I've known your dad since our Cub Scout days, and thus find that hard to believe. I'll soon get to the bottom of this.
That's right, Bill. The wife and I have passed on the family serial killing tradition to all our kids. In fact, I'm so proud of Biff's body count, I could shit a lobster bisque.
This is horrible. You're so mentally fucked up, and you don't even know it. I...hate you now.
But your honor, I'm just a mirror of society. You created me. You see--I'm just a reflection of you.
Don't listen to him, judge. His mom and dad taught him to say that.