UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #11

Author: biped

Date: July 4, 2012

by biped
7-04-12
So you see, dear... I'm not your biological mother. The truth is, you were really born out of...out of...Hitler's ass.
Oh my god, you're not really my mother? I--I--wait a minute. HITLER'S ASS?!?
But Edna, you're not old enough to have been born out of Hitler's ass. Didn't he die in, like, 1945?
Oh, there's all that business about him escaping to Argentina and whatnot. And then weird genetic experiments, blah blah blah.
Mrs. Flonase? We're doing a documentary for A&E and we'd like to interview you as one of the last surviving "Hitler's ass babies."
You know what? I'll do it--if it ends with you sucking off a rhinoceros.