Sally in: "Mr. Shit Pants"

Author: biped

Date: July 18, 2012

by biped
7-18-12
Pardon me, little girl. I just had a flat tire, and--
(sniff, sniff) Did you just shit your pants?
Well...yes. You see, umm, I strained especially hard while trying to unscrew the rusted lug nuts from the flat tire, and--
Hey, everybody! This guy just shit his pants! He's MR. SHIT PANTS!! MR. SHIT PANTS! MR. SHIT PANTS!
"...and in other news, 'Mr. Shit Pants' was again subjected to intense public ridicule while trying to buy food."
Ha, ha! I wonder if he shit his pants again?