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| Pardon me, little girl. I just had a flat tire, and-- | |
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| (sniff, sniff) Did you just shit your pants? | |
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| Well...yes. You see, umm, I strained especially hard while trying to unscrew the rusted lug nuts from the flat tire, and-- | |
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| Hey, everybody! This guy just shit his pants! He's MR. SHIT PANTS!! MR. SHIT PANTS! MR. SHIT PANTS! | |
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| "...and in other news, 'Mr. Shit Pants' was again subjected to intense public ridicule while trying to buy food." | |
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| Ha, ha! I wonder if he shit his pants again? | |
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