Biff in: "Appointment With History"

Author: biped

Date: August 1, 2012

by biped
8-01-12
So you're the famous George Washington Carver, eh? I hope you don't mind me bringing you into what is, to you, "the future."
Why? Why did you summon me here, only to chain me to this wall...when there is yet so much for me to do?
Because I want to good-naturedly "roast" you in song-parody form, and for you to be my New Dad. Now, say "take it away, Biff-meister."
Take...take it away, B-Biff-meister.
You dork, you dork, your blunders abound. Your bra is up and your panties are down. The peanuts all hide when you're strollin' around.