Rafe and Zeke in: "Hog Taters"

Author: biped

Date: October 6, 2022

by biped
10-06-22
Say, Zeke! What's currently a-goin' on with you in the way of crops and whatnot?
Well, Rafe, I is a-growin' me a mess of hog taters. Yep...hog taters. Mmm-hmm.
Hog taters? Did you say hog taters? Why, what is hog taters, and why does you call them "hog taters"?
Well, Rafe, hog taters (a) smell like hogs, (b) taste like hogs, and (c) sound like hogs when they're a-cookin'.
Great leapin' horny toad sakes alive, Zeke! And is these hog taters SHAPED like hogs, too?
No, Rafe, hog taters ain't a-shaped like hogs, they is a-shaped like aircraft carriers.